But this video is also an episode from the Bloqués series with Orelsan, the famous rapper, and his sidekick Gringe. And more importantly, it’s the debut of the character Serge le mytho — played by Jonathan Cohen, who’ll get his own spin-off series later on. As the name suggests, Serge le mytho(mane) is someone who does nothing but tell tall tales. In French we’d say il raconte que des salades — literally “tells nothing but salads,” meaning he spins one lie after another. And the two guys squatting on the sofa believe every word of it like total suckers.

So how do you use this resource?

First, watch the video once, with no subtitles (there aren’t any anyway). Rate your understanding — as a percentage if you like, or just: “I got everything,” “I didn’t get much,” or “it’s all Chinese to me” (c’est du chinois pour moi, as the French say when something sounds like gibberish). The title alone should give you some context. Remember: Serge is a mythomane.

If it’s too fast, remember you can slow it down a little on YouTube. I recommend setting it to 0.95x to keep it natural.

Next, read through the vocabulary list pulled from the video and try watching again.

• aux States — casual, very common way of saying “in the States” / “in the US” — French speakers often just borrow the English word rather than saying aux États-Unis.

• mon reup — verlan (backwards slang) for mon père (my father). Say the syllables of père backwards and you basically get reup.

• poto — slang for pote, meaning “friend” or “buddy.”

• ouf — verlan for fou (”crazy”). It pops up twice: “un ouf des fruits et légumes” (a crazy guy in the fruit-and-veg business) and later “un truc de ouf” (a crazy/wild thing).

• ça cartonnait de malade — a very informal way of saying “business was booming” or “it was going really well.” Cartonner on its own already means “to be a huge success”; tacking on de malade just cranks up the intensity.

• Rungis — not slang, but useful context: it’s the giant wholesale food market just outside Paris, the place any French fruit-and-veg seller would go to stock up.

• avoir un délire / un tic — to have a quirky little obsession or a recurring habit, something a person does over and over almost compulsively.

• caisse — slang for “car.” “Eh mec ! Elle est où ma caisse ?” = “Dude, Where’s My Car?”

• péter un boulard — to totally lose it, to freak out or flip out.

• t’es un génie — “you’re a genius,” said here sarcastically and admiringly at once.

• la pomme quécro — quécro is verlan for croqué ("bitten"), so this literally means "the bitten apple."

• putin — a softened spelling of putain, a very common (and very mild, almost reflexive) French swear word used for emphasis, like “damn.”

• j’te’l donne — casual contraction of je te le donne, “I’ll give it to you.” Notice how in spoken French, je te le practically melts into one sound.

• c’est pas golri — golri is slang for rigolo (”funny”), so this means “that’s not funny.”

• oim — verlan for moi (”me”).

• répleu — verlan for pleurer (”to cry”).

• une polémique — “a controversy” or “a public backlash,” exactly what erupts over the iPhone name.

• ma reum — verlan for mère (mother), the female counterpart to reup — same backwards-slang pattern, different parent.

Starting to piece together what it’s about? What’s your comprehension level now? There are three main jokes you need to catch:

• The origin of the Apple logo

• The controversy around the iPhone 7’s name

• The Japanese wink (le clin d’œil japonais)

Watch the video one more time. So, do the jokes make sense now?

I’m not going to hand you the solutions, because I want you to struggle a bit — je veux que vous galériez, that’s the whole point of these episodes. If I gave you the sentences outright, I know you — you’d just read them without even trying to understand first. And that’s exactly the most valuable part: listening over and over until the message finally clicks. It might feel like torture, but the more you do it, the easier real-life listening becomes.

Between us: it’s better to be frustrated alone in front of your computer screen than in front of the boulangère (the bakery lady) with a line of impatient Parisians breathing down your neck! Bon ok, la boulangère ne parle pas en verlan…

But since I’m nice, I’ll drop the script for this episode in the paid subscriber chat next week. C’est plus fort que moi — I just can’t help myself.

In the meantime, you can brush up on your argot and get a head start on your verlan!

Bises,

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Today’s scene is a little masterpiece of polite pettiness: Martine, a wound-up hostess, fills an awkward silence with Charlotte by talking astrology and the rivalry between the two women is already simmering underneath.

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How to work through this scene

Watch the whole scene once first to get a feel for the tone. Martine talks fast, cuts her sentences short, keeps relaunching. Then watch it again, this time trying to catch what they actually say: the liaisons, the hesitations, all of it. Compare with the dialogue in the analysis below. Finally, practice shadowing: say each line out loud, trying to match Martine’s rhythm. It’s a non-stop festival of spoken punctuation (tu sais, enfin, quand même).

Where to watch the film? Cuisine et dépendances is available to rent on the main French VOD platforms (Apple TV, Amazon Prime Video, Canal VOD). If you’re in France or using a VPN, it’s also the kind of cult comedy you can often find secondhand on DVD or occasionally on French TV replay services.

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Analysis

Alors, évidemment, pour tuer le temps, on a grignoté. So obviously, to kill time, we snacked.

Tuer le temps is the exact equivalent of “to kill time.” Notice the word order: pour tuer le temps is pushed to the front, and on a grignoté lands at the end — spoken French loves saving the main verb for last when the reason comes first.

J’avais acheté un énorme sac de pistaches I’d bought a huge bag of pistachios

Plus-que-parfait (j’avais acheté): the buying happened before the snacking she just mentioned — a small but very natural use of this tense to set the scene before moving the story forward.

J’suis folle des pistaches, moi. J’pourrais en manger des kilos. I’m crazy about pistachios, me. I could eat kilos of them.

Je suis collapses to j’suis in fast speech — even more clipped than the already-common j’sais pas. The pronoun en replaces des pistaches (”kilos of them“) — never skip it. And moi tacked on at the end adds emphasis, doubling down on a subject already stated.

Pardon ! Sorry!

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Et Jacques, il me fait une guerre terrible : « Arrêtez, vous allez vous couper l’appétit »

And Jacques goes to war with me: “Stop, you’re going to ruin your appetite”

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No subtitled video this time because the film is blocked on YouTube US for copyright reasons. But that’s actually fine. It forces you to really listen. And that’s where the work happens.

Each line comes with its analysis and a short audio recording for shadowing. And if you make it to the end, the English lesson scene is waiting as a bonus. Your chance to have a little fun at the French characters’ expense.

How to watch it

Watch the scene once just for the atmosphere. Then listen again and try to write down what you hear. Replay as many times as you need. The goal is to catch as much as possible and get a feel for the meaning. Then compare what you wrote with the analysis below. The more time you spend listening, the more you’ll get out of it.

Use the audio recordings to practise shadowing: repeat each line out loud, as close to the original as you can.

Where to watch the full film? It appears to be available on France Channel (Prime Video) and Apple TV.

If you’re in France or if you have a VPN, you can rent it or buy on Arte Boutique (the best place to find most of the French movies) : https://boutique.arte.tv/detail/le-gout-des-autres

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Analyse

Vous comptez rester là encore longtemps ?
Do you plan to stay here much longer?

Compter + infinitive is the conversational way to say “to plan to do something” — more natural than avoir l’intention de. Notice the vous: these two men use the formal register with each other, even though they spend every day together.

J’sais pas.
I don’t know.

Je ne sais pas in real life. The ne drops, the je collapses to j’. You’ll also hear chais pas or just sais pas with no subject at all.

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Parce qu’il fait un peu froid là, nan ?
Because it’s a bit cold here.

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All the scenes are great, but I chose this one, one of my favorites. Xavier wants to introduce his girlfriend to his grandfather, but he doesn’t have one. He decides to ask his roommate. But she isn’t really the perfect choice and has to play a role. The result is very funny and also touching. There are 4 short scenes in total, to work on 4 different things.

• Watch it a first time without subtitles. Try to understand what is happening.

• If you have time, you can watch it again without subtitles and try to take notes. This step is important if you want to improve your listening comprehension.

• Then compare by watching it again, this time with subtitles.

• After studying the subtitles, it’s time for Shadowing, where you can repeat what is being said to work on your pronunciation and fluency.

1. L’embrouille

In this first scene, Xavier witnesses a couple’s argument while he was hoping to ask his girlfriend to put him up. It’s perfect for analyzing a typical French argument and learning some really useful slang words.

If you can’t turn on subtitles, click “Watch on YouTube”.

Analyse :

• Tu mates toutes les meufs qui traînent → “You eye up every girl hanging around.” Mater = to stare/ogle, meuf = girl/woman (verlan slang, reversed from femme). Very common in everyday French slang.

• Tu me zappes → Literally “you zap me” (like changing TV channels) — meaning you ignore me / you blank me. Borrowed from the TV remote concept, used to say someone is being dismissed or overlooked.

• Je suis emmerdé → “I’m in a tricky situation / I’ve got a problem.” From merde, slightly vulgar but extremely common. Softer than the next expression.

• Je suis un peu dans la merde → “I’m a bit in deep trouble / in a mess.” More emphatic than the previous one. Both are very frequently used in casual French.

• Thomas s’est fait larguer → “Thomas got dumped.” Se faire larguer = to be broken up with. Very common and natural way to talk about a breakup.

• Il débarque demain → “He’s showing up / arriving tomorrow.” Débarquer literally means “to disembark,” but colloquially it means someone is turning up, often unexpectedly.

• Tu fais chier → “You’re a pain in the ass / you’re really annoying me.” Vulgar but extremely common in spoken French. A stronger version of tu m’ennuies.

• Prendre la tête → “To drive someone crazy / to be a headache.” Tu me prends la tête = you’re doing my head in. One of the most useful and frequently heard expressions in everyday French.

• Mon pote → “My mate / my buddy / my pal.” A very common and friendly term for a close friend, used across all age groups in informal French.

2. La demande indirecte

In the next scene, Xavier wants to introduce his non-existent girlfriend to his grandfather. He decides to ask his new roommate for help. Pay close attention to the way he goes about making his request, with the use of the conditional tense.

If you can’t turn on subtitles, click “Watch on YouTube”.

Analyse

• Tes fringues → “Your clothes.” Fringues is a very common slang word for clothes, used constantly in everyday informal French. The standard word would be vêtements, but you’ll hear fringues far more often in casual conversation.

• Laisse tomber → Literally “let it fall” — meaning forget it / drop it / never mind. One of the most useful and frequently used expressions in French. It can be said dismissively in an argument or more gently when giving up on an idea.

• Une galère → “A nightmare / a hassle / a real struggle.” Originally a galère was a galley ship, rowed by slaves or prisoners — so the idea is something exhausting and painful. In modern slang it describes any situation that is complicated, frustrating or difficult. You’ll also hear the verb form galérer — je galère = “I’m struggling / it’s a real pain.”

• t’as, t’aurais pas → In spoken French, “tu” almost always becomes “t’” and the “ne” in negatives is almost always dropped, so “tu n’aurais pas” naturally becomes “t’aurais pas.”

3. Le jeu

In the following scene, Isabelle has finally put on the dress to pass herself off as Xavier’s girlfriend. They have fun playing the role of a couple. Notice the shift in register, from formal (in front of the neighbors) to informal (between themselves).

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If you can’t turn on subtitles, click “Watch on YouTube”. Check below for the technique on how to use this content in an active way.

How to use this content

1. Watch once without subtitles. Try to grasp the scene. Don’t worry about understanding everything. In real life, there are no subtitles.

2. Watch again with a pen and paper. Pause, rewind, write down what you catch.

3. Watch with subtitles. Compare with what you understood.

4. Build your French bible. In a dedicated notebook, write down the words and expressions that resonated. Review it regularly.

5. Shadow. Replay the scene phrase by phrase, pause, and repeat, matching the tone, rhythm, and speed exactly.

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Analyse du dialogue

« C’est un bordel innommable. »

“It’s an indescribable mess.” Un bordel is one of the most common intensifiers in informal French. Literally a brothel, it’s used as a noun (quel bordel !) or adjective to mean chaos, mess, or disaster.

Innommable means unspeakable or unnameable — literally something so bad it defies description. Together, the expression signals genuine, escalated frustration. You’ll hear c’est le bordel constantly in everyday French — it’s the go-to word for any situation that feels disorganized.

« Il a fallu que je me renseigne à ma fac sur les échanges universitaires européens. »

“I had to find out at my university about European exchanges.”

Notice the construction il a fallu que + subjunctive (je me renseigne). After il faut que and its past form il a fallu que, French always requires the subjunctive. This structure expresses obligation and is extremely common in both spoken and written French. Also note se renseigner (to find out, to make inquiries) — much more natural than chercher des informations in a real conversation. And la fac — the informal shortening of la faculté, used universally by French students for their university.

« Vous patientez s’il vous plaît. »

“Please wait.”

This is a beautifully French bureaucratic formula. Notice that patienter is used instead of attendre — a slightly more formal verb that literally means to be patient. In administrative and service contexts, vous patientez is the standard phrase. The intonation matters here: said as a flat statement (not a question), it signals that your request is not the priority. Any French learner who has dealt with administration, a call centre, or a bank queue will recognize it immediately.

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I really recommend this scene. It’s great for improving your listening skills and learning useful vocabulary, both for professional situations and for expressing emotions.

I know it’s not easy, so don’t worry if you don’t understand everything the first time. If you feel confident, try watching it without subtitles first, then with subtitles. You can also check the dialogue analysis to make sure you understand the subtleties.

If you can’t turn on the subtitles, click on “Watch on YouTube”

Dialogue Analysis

— On se demande si ça fait pas un peu trop... l’entrée plus le cocktail.

“On se demande si ça fait pas un peu trop” → “We’re wondering if that’s not a bit too much”

The ne is dropped: ça fait pas instead of ça ne fait pas. This is completely normal in spoken French and essential to understand as a learner. Also notice on used instead of nous. In everyday French, on is almost always preferred over nous in conversation.

— On se situe déjà dans le haut de la fourchette.

“On se situe déjà dans le haut de la fourchette” → “We’re already at the top of the price range”

La fourchette literally means “the fork”, but figuratively it means the price range or the bracket. Very common in business and everyday conversation. The adverb déjà (already) adds a sense of mild pressure and complaint, a subtle but very French rhetorical move.

— Ah non, non, je crois pas que vous soyez dans le haut de la fourchette. Vous êtes dans la fourchette... standard.

“Vous êtes dans la fourchette standard” → “You’re in the standard range”

Notice the subjunctive: que vous soyez. After expressions of doubt or negative belief (je crois pas que, je doute que), French requires the subjunctive. Also notice the slight hesitation before standard (Max is searching for a diplomatic word). This kind of pause is very natural in spoken French and shows you don’t need to speak in perfectly constructed sentences.

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The structure is repetitive, poetic, and deeply French in its rhythm, making it perfect for improving listening comprehension and expanding descriptive vocabulary.

If you can’t turn on the subtitles, click on “Watch on YouTube”

Dialogue Analysis

Le père d’Amélie, ancien médecin militaire, travaille aux établissements thermaux d’Enghien-les-Bains.

→ “Amélie’s father, a former military doctor, works at the thermal baths of Enghien-les-Bains.”
Formal introduction. Notice how French stacks information with commas instead of breaking into shorter sentences.

Raphaël Poulain n’aime pas pisser à côté de quelqu’un.

→ “Raphaël Poulain doesn’t like peeing next to someone.”
“Pisser” is informal (more casual than uriner). Very typical of everyday French, even in artistic narration.

Il n’aime pas surprendre, sur ses sandales, un regard de dédain.

→ “He doesn’t like catching a disdainful look directed at his sandals.”
Beautiful phrasing. “Un regard de dédain” = “a look of disdain.”
French often uses abstract nouns like this.

Sortir de l’eau et sentir coller son maillot de bain.

→ “Getting out of the water and feeling his swimsuit stick.”
Notice there is no subject here. It’s an infinitive phrase.
Very common in French lists describing habits or sensations.

Raphaël Poulain aime arracher de grands morceaux de papier peint.

→ “Raphaël Poulain likes tearing off big pieces of wallpaper.”
“Arracher” = to rip off forcefully. Strong physical verb.

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